Why are you here

This website is not awesome.

None of the links work. Don't try clicking it.

Some random information.

I don't know what to put here.

Milk always comes before the cereal.

This building is really white.

Is a hotdog a taco?

This is an inspiring quote, or a testimonial from a customer. Maybe it's just filling up space, or maybe people will actually read it. Who knows? All I know is that cereal is a soup.

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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